My 'I am poem"

  I am a keen fisherman, getting out on the boat whenever I can to catch any fish that takes the bait.

I am a curious explorer, riding my bike through the bush as much as I can.

I am an expert on cars, always getting annoyed whenever someone calls a Toyota AE86 an ancient piece of junk.

I am a solid surfer, trying to catch the biggest waves.

I am a crazy hot wheels collector, buying the coolest new ones though I already have plenty.

I am a sketchy bike rider, falling off half the time when I try to beat land speed records.

I am a regular Top Gear and The Simpsons, although the new hosts of Top Gear are kinda lame.

I am a multi-pet owner, one of my cats likes to pee in the bath every now and then

I am a fearless nerf-gunner, no bad guys would want to mess with me

I am a heroic soldier, when i’m playing with my army men that is

I am a great swimmer, I’ve never drowned once!